Ill get my floaties

I say this a lot but i wont ever stop being grateful for my awesome friends!! On a random friday morning, Kandice and i had planned to go swimming with some friends, instead...her brother suggested the lake and off we went! I have a dislocated sacrum (for the past 6 months, woops i should stop being stubborn and go to the chiro) So i can't do anything rough, aka no wake boarding or tubing. i attempted to tube a few weeks ago- bad idea, i was up till 4am with terrorizing pain!! So this time, i just chilled on da boat. I love muh friends! we had so much fun.

Then Saturday, a few of my friends put on a pudding slide, BRILLIANT IDEA!!! what is it you wonder?...huge slip n' slide but full of pudddddding!! There was definitely more boys than girls, i guess some girls are too cute to get down and dirty. I wished i had pictures with the pudding on us, we were DRENCHED IN PUDDING!!! i cannot explain how fun it was!! Some guy i met pushed me down the slide- bad idea, i landed straight on my tush therefore hurting my back even more! my chiro is gonna yell at me when i tell him i haven't been careful. I have 11 bruises. love battle wounds! and i also have scratches alllll down my thigh. ouch, but so worth it!! after the nasty mess, we went to kandices to swim.

CONFESSION: i cannot swim.


well, i can. Like, i wont drown if i fall in the water but i can't stay in the deep end long cause i dont know how to tread water and i have to plug my nose. i cannot hold my breath. Something me and michelle discovered is that we cannot CANNOT CAN NOTTTTT be in the deep end and have a laugh attack- it is impossible for me to keep swimming while laughing. it's like my brain can't do both at the same time so...i drown. Im pretty sure years ago my friend Serena and Anais have had to save me from drowning due to laughing. HAHA!!

My friends tried teaching me to tread water. i can do it for.... 3 seconds. then i get tired and decide to give up. Trevor is a good swimmer and i make him be my dolphin. bad idea. when he went under water, i pointed my feet subconsciously and had the worlds worst foot cramp. owie. This was just this weekends adventures. i loved it mucho mucho bastante!! mmMmMMm Summer fun :)