Im different :)

Dear world,

1. I hate make up. i wear it when i go out cause im self conscious but really, 90% of the time i wont be wearing any.

2. I hate washing my face. If i have make up on, ill sleep with it and yes, ill wear the same make up the next day. Im gross, i know :) [but ill wash my face in the shower]

3. I really hate shopping. I do it rarely & if i do, i clearance shop- Holler!!

4. When i text people, ill usually add animal sounds (I.E. meow, woof, quack). why you wonder?...i have no idea.

5. Im a terrible singer

6. I loath pickles, peanut butter, root beer, ice cream with chunks, spicy foods, cheese, milk,...the list continues.

7. It takes me a week to finish a chocolate bar.

8. It takes me 30 minutes to finish a bag of Hot cheetos.

9. I knew how to read/write in cursive before i knew print. Thank you, Peru.

10. Pepsi, Dr.Pepper and Mountain dew are my boyfriends.

11. I am in love with medical science...big nerd right here!

12. I can flirt with guys i dont like, but when it comes to the guy i actually like,...haha, i get really shy, awkward and quiet. woops?

13. Im not a jealous girl. But if you're a big flirt, prepare to be ignored by me.

14. I yodle

15. i hate brushing my hair.

16. The value of my perfumes combined is $450...and thats excluding all body sprays.

17. I sometimes make dinosaur sounds,..ok, maybe i always make those sounds.

18. WHen i dance at dance parties, I dont take myself seriously. dance as ugly as possible & have fun.

19. I doodle on everything!

20. I hate folding clothes

21. If you come out of the bathroom, i will ask you if you washed your hands and MAKE you wash them if you didnt. gross.

22. I will not go past speed limit.

23. im terrified of the freeway

24. A Nightmare Before Christmas scares me!! BIG TIME.

25. I love to cook, but i hate to eat what i cook. weird?

26. I never read the twilight series nor will i ever. the movies are okay. But you wont catch me wearing a vampire shirt any time soon.

27. I LOVE THE WORD "POOP"...everytime someones says it at school (RN SCHOOL) i smile and giggle....and i like learning about poop. i even have a poop book. [hehe]

28. I LOVE DIMPLES on a guy! when i was little, i'd push on my cheeks really hard in attempt to give myself a dimple.

29. I FB stalk.

30. Im a picky eater....big time. But i promised to eat new foods this year.

31. I crack up everytime someone snorts or squeeks.

32. Most of the time, ill be laughing to myself about something funny from the day before. Laughter is my best friend.

33. chances are, i haven't seen your favorite movie.

34. Im terrible at over thinking. i do it too much and end up doubting myself.

35. if i like you, i wont tell you until i can read you. and if i cant read you,..then well, we have a problem & chances are itll take me forever to talk about it.

36. In the car, i dance and sing at the top of my lungs. Sorry cars next to me who think im retarded.

37. Im the biggest worrywart!

38. Skydiving is the coolest thing i've ever done. I want to do it again.

39. me encanta telenovelas!!

40. I hate flossing. too much work.

41. My poor retainers dont fit right, so i force them in until my teeth move. it hurts.

42. I sometimes speak Chinese

43. Im terrified of spiders. TERRIFIED.

44. "I know that my Redeemer Lives" always makes me cry.

45. The Notebook is the first movie i have every cried in.

46. Im not into lovey dovey romantic films...take me to a funny or an action/scary movie and we will get a long.

47. NEVER EVER SEEN ANY HARRY POTTER movies nor have i touched any of the books.

48. I procrastinate like it's my profession

49. I am way too forgiving to a flaw!

50. every morning when i wake up, i check facebook. [i have no life]

51. I absolutely hate jeans!! Sweats ALL THE WAY!!

52. I think showers are annoying. It just means i have to do my hair even though 90% of the time my hair wont be done (just on weekends).

53. I really want a snuggie

54. I have the great wall of China around my heart...you know you're special when you can get me to bring it down, which i will if im sincerely interested (this applies to boys only haha!!)

55. I dont know what foundation, consiler or powder do...hence why i dont wear any face make up. ever. It suffocates me.

56. It freaks me out when im in crowded places & there are so many people around me that i can't walk without running into someone. no likey.

57. I day dream

58. When im in Peru, i speak Spanish 24/7 (duh) and i end up getting tongue tied. It's hard not speaking english, at all!!

59. The infomercial for "feed a child"....yeah, always makes me cry.

60. I've loved J names for boys all my life...hence why when im married&have a boy, his name WILL start with a J whether my mystery Husband likes it or not :)

61. I refuse to go to the Dentist. I think they are from the devil. ask Tori,...i hate them (well, their equipment) with a passion.

62. I use mayonnaise with everything!

63. Im obsessed with discovery health...bring on the guts, blood and yuckyness!!

64. i like everything plain! (hot dogs, sandwiches, hamburgers, etc)

65. Cologne is hottttt

66. Im terrified of contact sports...i stuck to Cheerleading and dancing.

67. Whenever im driving by myself, i check the back of my car and underneath my car.

68. QT is bomb dot com.

69. Im highly in love with my bed. it's comfy.

70. I sleep with 8 pillows...it's a must.

71. I always think it's cold.

72. When i sleep, i HAVE to have my feet tucked into the blanket.

73. I love falling asleep to someones heart beat/breathing [dont ask]

74. I can do the XENA warrior princess call. really good.

75. I think every animal is a cat & will call it Kitty.

76. I look at the good in people to a flaw,...a guy could be a total jerk to me yet ill never consider him that (unnnnless im venting to my girlfriends, though we all know i dont mean it)

77. It's a turn off when guys/girls go around kissing anyone and everyone without having sincere feelings.

78. When i do the dishes, i never ever do the forks/spoons...i always leave them in the sink.

79. I never eat the ends of french fries

80. I rip my hamburgers apart into bite size pieces.

81. I think Parmesan cheese is disgusting

82. Spit in front of me and I WILL punch you. gross.

83. I use the word "handsome" all the time when talking about guys. why use HOTT?

84. My fingernails are never painted

85. Who invented guitar hero? i want to kiss you!

86. If you are a horrible kisser, i will let you know. (ha ha!!...not kidding)

87. I can never ever bare my testimony without bawling my eyes out. Hence why I haven't done it in my ward yet...

88. I have never EVER cried over a boy I liked...and i plan on it staying that way.

89. Never been in love. I think the experience will be beautiful...but im equally scared of it. Come what may and love it.

90. Seriously HATE shaving! then again, im super lucky and barely have to. hollah!

91. I will announce to you when i have to pee. Or in some cases if im Pmsing. sorry?

92. Youtube addict, right hurrr

93. obsessed with gum

94. Im not into watching TV

95. during a basketball game...i WILL scream, yell, jump and maybe even curse in Peruvian (you'll never know though)

96. My best friends know EVERYTHING

97. I refuse to buy a bra that isn't from Victorias Secret

98. I refuse to eat something that is staring at me.

99. I hate high heals!!!

100. Im always dancing or tapping my foot to whatever music is in the room.




Sincerely,

Darlene Ines Nalvarte