Monday, February 14, 2011

I'm not normal

So in January 2010, i wrote a post about the different things that make me different.



i had fun with it so here is my 2011 edition, andddd a lot of things haven't changed :) only read it if you're dang bored, cause trust me no one cares about any of this, it's just me being bored/allowing people to read (if they want) about how awesomely weird i am.


- I didn't know there was a different between FUZZY and FUSSY. I called a baby FUZZY referring to him being FUSSY and got made fun of. I love muh friends :) haha

- I still can't tell the different between a LIME and a LEMON. as in, you ask me to bring you a lemon and ill bring you the green one instead of the yellow one. so confusing! (probs cause in spanish, LIMON is the green one so i confuse it with LEMON)

- I still do not wash my face before going to bed, nor do i floss or elaborate on brushing my teeth. no cavities though, so wazzup?

- It took me over a year of owning my vehicle to figure out i had cruise control. Thank you, Michelle stones.

- This one time, i walked into the boys bathroom. awkward.

- I dislike shopping. I get bored SO fast. When i do shop, i have to have something specific in mind to get and then i'm just in and out. No browsing.

- I used to not cry in movies, i'm not an emotional girl. But for some reason, lots of movies are making me cry. i suggest watching "Charly" if you want to hyperventilate and give yourself a fever from crying so hard. true story.

- I hate running. I dont know how cause every time i attempt to run, i wake up with chin splints the next day. so i just dont try.

- I cannot do push ups. my upper body strength is nonexistent.

- I yodle, well...i fake yodle. But it sounds good.

- I love widdo babies so much!! they make me so happy and i can spend forever just playing with them and hearing their laugh. One day, darlene,....one day :)

- The first thing to attract me in a guy is when they are a worthy priesthood holder. And if they teach Sunday school or express their love and knowledge of the Gospel, i really think it is so attractive.

- The second thing to attract me in a guy is their brains. MmmM Brains!! If he is going into medicine and likes all that sort of medical stuff....then he is perfect! speak medical to me and you have me in the palm of your hand! Mmmm brains!

- The third thing to attract me is if they speak another language. Sure, a lot of men haven't served foreign missions or know another language, so if they dont speak another language it's not the end of the world. But if they speak Español it is a huge plus!! Puedes hablar Español? chevere :)

- I like beards. I like facial hair. I like da scruff look. NO MUSTACHES!! rock the facial hair, not the mustache. MMmmmmm facial hair.

- Cologne is hot.

- I like to color. I have a princess coloring book and they all have black hair cause they're all me. duh.

- Nothing better than doing service! Volunteer, giving rides, helping out, anything! get to work people...there is a neighbor needing your help...do work :)

- I cannot ever watch my "christian dance company" dvd without crying.

- uh i dont like chocolate

- uh i dont like ice cream

- uh i dont like pickles, peanut butter, spicy foods, beans, mexican food, root beer, salsa, anything soggy, or milk. [[someone please still marry me!]]

- I LOVE CHIHUAHUAS! they're so stinking cute i could die!

- I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO EISENGUARD!

- Dance is beautifully therapeutic. What would i do without it?

- I like da video games.

- I'm book smart

- I love math and science

- Me gusta SELENA QUINTANILLA!! stinking Yolanda,..why did you have to shoot her? LONG LIVE SELENA!!!!

- I will have pterodactyls pj's one day.

- Justin bieber is beautiful

- I blog stalk

- I facebook stalk. but if you say that you dont, then that's a lie.

- I gag when i throw out the trash, but i dont gag when dealing with poop and blood and guts. Go nursing school!

- I think humans are amazing

- I really REALLY wanna go skydiving again. or bungee jumping, except for with my herniated disc, getting whip lash isn't a good idea.

- Oh hey, i have a herniated disc. It flared the other night, i fell like 2 times.

- I am a 21 year old, single girl who loves her work, loves the career i chose for myself and I am enjoying the blessings in life that i have been given. I struggle with being patient when it comes to "when the time is right in your life"...but i am getting better at practicing my patience with what my Heavenly Father wants for me. After all, patience is a virtue.


Happy valentines day to you!

2 comments:

  1. haha i love it! except you should probably start liking ice cream... that could be a potential problem.

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  2. hee hee! I love you Darlene, but how do you not like Mexican food???? I don't get that. Anywhoo I was randomly thinking of how adorable you were in the mesa Christian Dance Company (RANDOM I know...it is like way back when) But yeah I decided to check up on your blog...and I am glad I did.

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